Saturday, May 21, 2011

KEEPING IT WEIRD: Mutant Maternal Rabbit

Portland, Oregon:  At OHSU this is me standing next to a statue of a half rabbit, half human mutant cradling a dog. Yes, I have my hand on the anatomical correct human half's derriere.









Wednesday, May 18, 2011

MASCOTS IN THE NEWS: Dirty Donald Duck

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US woman, Disney settle theme park groping suit

PHILADELPHIA – A woman who claimed she was groped by Donald Duck during a visit to the Epcot theme park has settled her federal lawsuit against Disney.
Court documents indicate April Magolon settled her lawsuit against the entertainment giant last week. She had sued Walt Disney Parks and Resorts last year claiming a costumed park employee grabbed her breast during a May 2008 visit to the Florida park.
The Upper Darby woman claimed she had nightmares, digestive problems and other permanent injuries. She sought more than $50,000 in compensation plus punitive damages.
Magolon's attorney didn't return a phone message left Tuesday. A Disney spokeswoman declined to discuss the details of the settlement.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

KEEPING IT WEIRD: Hippo Hardware

Portland, Oregon: Old fashioned style hardware store with hippo theme outside and inside. Columns have two legged hippos dressed in Greek-Roman style.

KEEPING IT WEIRD: Giant Train

Vancouver, WA:  At this time I have no info on giant "steam engine" other than it is has been used in parades.

COMMERCIAL TRUCK ART: Pabst Beer

























Vancouver, WA

KEEPING IN WEIRD: Bottle Building

Portland, Oregon

Saturday, April 9, 2011

HOBO HEAVEN: "Big Rock Candy Mountain"

Big Rock Candy Mountain song


One evening as the sun went down
And the jungle fires were burning, (note: jungle fires means hobo camp)
Down the track came a hobo hiking,
And he said, "Boys, I'm not turning
I'm headed for a land that's far away
Besides the crystal fountains
So come with me, we'll go and see
The Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes (note: handouts means food)
And you sleep out every night.
Where the boxcars all are empty
And the sun shines every day
And the birds and the bees
And the cigarette trees
The lemonade springs
Where the bluebird sings
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
All the cops have wooden legs
And the bulldogs all have rubber teeth
And the hens lay soft-boiled eggs
The farmers' trees are full of fruit
And the barns are full of hay
Oh I'm bound to go
Where there ain't no snow
Where the rain don't fall
The winds don't blow
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains
You never change your socks
And the little streams of alcohol
Come trickling down the rocks
The brakemen have to tip their hats (note:  brakeman on a train)
And the railway bulls are blind (note: private railroad police; see movie "Emperor of the North")
There's a lake of stew
And of whiskey too
You can paddle all around it
In a big canoe
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains

In the Big Rock Candy Mountains,
The jails are made of tin.
And you can walk right out again,
As soon as you are in.
There ain't no short-handled shovels, (note: migrant worker can't rest on a short-handled shovel)
No axes, saws nor picks,
I'm bound to stay
Where you sleep all day,
Where they hung the jerk
That invented work
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains.
....
I'll see you all this coming fall
In the Big Rock Candy Mountains